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“What is this, a private army or a kindergarten?”

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“ me when i get my student loan
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cynmotherfuckingcynical:

that-smol-tired-gay:

winjennster:

m-muscle-chan:

allthenamesilikearetaken:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

ladynorbert:

raisehelia:

nonespark:

strikercorbie:

g8dtier:

avodaco:

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.

and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

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http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

I’m just reblogging for the facts about lucky cats

I’m just reblogging because c a t s

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the-skooma-den:

Do you think Khajiit get the zoomies like normal cats do? do you think a khajiit will get up at like 2 am and their spouse is like “babe everything ok?” and their just like “yeah this one just has to run like 4 miles right now.

you’re just having a normal conversation with a khajiit and suddenly their pupils dialate as they enter the Silly Zone

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joulejay:

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

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he definitely should’ve said hi

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arcticlee:

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“V-getarian pizza”

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“Trish and Chips”

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I’m going to this restaurant purely for the puns okay

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breezeinmonochromenight:

Nero’s / Dante’s / Vergil’s ‘dummy thicc’ lines


I’ve yet to find everyone’s ‘dummy thicc’ lines all in one place, so here’s all three. I took the liberty of splicing Nero’s and Dante’s over some inappropriate cutscene moments instead of using a still image. Sources after the cut. 


Edit: This was a rushed thing done in about ~15 minutes. If I can I’ll find some cutscenes that synch up more I may change them out…or something.


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I AM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS THE BEST MEME OF THIS YEAR SO FAR

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namesonboats:

I’m sorry but this is me now.

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mac-se30:

when you take Prozac and Adderall at the same time

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